Baby's First Doctor Visit

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Post 1 by Preciosa (The precious one and her littledog too.) on Wednesday, 20-Feb-2008 15:16:40

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the
baby, checked his weight and, being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed? "Breast-fed,"she replied. "Well, strip down to
your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.

He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed
The doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."

"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came."

Post 2 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 20-Feb-2008 16:03:44

rofl Good one!

Post 3 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 20-Feb-2008 19:33:30

i've seen this one before, but I still like it.

Post 4 by changedheart421 (I've now got the bronze prolific poster award! now going for the silver award!) on Wednesday, 20-Feb-2008 20:43:33

loved it lol.

Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 20-Feb-2008 23:26:15

Way to get a free grope. LOL